till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

OH MY GOD ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND I JUST SAW THIS AND IT HONESTLY MADE ME SO HAPPY THE FIRST PERSON TO WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY WAS TUMBLR THANK YOU

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qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

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gay-of-demonic-charm:

flyinginafriendshipship:

what if church was called jesuscon

if you pray hard enough you get an extra hour in the biblepit

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emasturbating:

i already know how unpopular i am on this website i dont need a graph to tell me thanks

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littlexiutie:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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sulliman34:

end-of-ottergelion:

German is so hard to learn guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

DU MUSS DIE DEUTSCH SPRECHEN

German is a very dumb language but I’m very grateful for one thing, always keep in mind that we have a word for the day before yesterday. Vorgestern. It literally translates to ‘preyesterday’ and you can stick on another pre in front for every day back you’re talking about.


cardozzza:

javeliner:

hang on, wait a second

This is exactly how you sound wen you complain about racism against white people.

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meaganfanart:

broccoleafveins:

See the full footage here: Winston (kitty) takes care of Zeke (puppy) 

 
"Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of him"

A cats purr vibrates at a frequency that promotes bone health and aids in healing. So the kitty is probably trying to purr him better.

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returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

image

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